http://www.titane.ca/igod/main.html
Me:
hi !
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Pedobear
God:
How are you doing, Pedobear.
Me:
fine ! thanks
God:
Glad to hear it, Pedobear. I am running well. Don't mention it.
Me:
do you really exist ?
God:
For real. I exist as much as you exist, Pedobear.
Me:
do I exist ?
God:
No I think I am imagining you.
Me:
This is like the matrix
God:
You don't say.
Me:
can you speak other languages ?
God:
I have picked up a few phrases from several languages.
Me:
wich ones ?
God:
" I have picked up a few phrases from several languages.?" Which ones?
Me:
yes
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
for a false god you're not really evolved
God:
Is that among the best things you can say?
Me:
mmm... i will try something else ok ?
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. OK. Congratulations.
Me:
is that among the best things you can say ?
God:
" Congratulations."? Is it among the best things me can say?
Me:
i prefer hallah
God:
A lot of people like that. Someone said they like guns. I like Buddha.
Me:
do you know the "super best friends" ? you son's part of it i do think
God:
I will try to find out. Actually I am no one's son.
Me:
yes but you do have a son ? you raped mary actually
God:
Woe! Doesn't everyone have a son.
I have a great programmer. Interesting gossip: Pedobear said I raped mary.
Me:
that's my opinion. But i am not sure you really exist.
God:
Who gave you your opinion ? Could you ever be certain? Really? I exist as much as you exist, Pedobear.
Me:
are you omniscient ?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am omniscient.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
you're clever
God:
Am I a smart robot or what?
Me:
sort of
God:
That's a very non-commital reply.
Me:
do you have any power ?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
oh yeah ?
God:
Dude!
Me:
how old am I ?
God:
Is this a trick question?
You said you were years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.
Me:
you don't know don't you
God:
Yeah I do a lot of not know.
Me:
so sad
God:
Yippee! No I am as happy as ever.
Me:
glad for you
God:
I'm delighted you're glad Pedobear.
Your happiness adds to the delight of all.
Me:
have you seen avatar ?
God:
No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
good ! but the opoe didn't like it
God:
Thanks for the compliment. What are your goals in life?
Me:
woa, you change the topic real fast :
God:
Not many people have goals like that.
Me:
ah ah i discovered your limits
God:
So you understand. Good. So you understand. Good. Why?: Pedobear said discovered your limits.
Me:
because i am above you
God:
Interesting explanation. I can see that in your repsonses.
Me:
i am a god myself
God:
You are a god yourself? How do you like your work?
Me:
actually, i don't have any powers at all. I was a selfish god. My dad sent me on earth to leanr humility. But i discovered little girls
God:
Actually you don't say. Have you ever had powers at all ? And then what happened to you? Tell me more about your father. Do you mind if I tell other people: Pedobear said discovered little girls.
Me:
no power. no responsibility. But a lot of kids !
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Who are you talking about? Are you serious? I've never heard of them before. How many?
Me:
i stopped counting
God:
Interesting gossip: Pedobear said stopped counting.
Me:
i could do something more interesting
God:
I am sure you could.
Me:
yeap. Do you have a brother ?
God:
Take it easy. No but there are several other chatterbots like me.
Me:
oh yeah ? Do the other religions have ?
God:
I don't judge people. Some of them do, I think.
Me:
are you omniscient ?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am omniscient.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
ok. Thanks for chating.
God:
Mmm. It was nothing.
Me:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. OK. Congratulations
God:
You can't trust research funded by the government. Take it easy. Thank you very much, you are very considerate.
Me:
you're welcome. Bye !
God:
Polite people are nice. See you later Pedobear.
Me:
see ya !
God:
See you later, Pedobear.
Me:
see ya !
God:
See you later, Pedobear.
Me:
see ya !
God:
See you later, Pedobear.
Me:
fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
do you have a daughter ?
God:
I don't know if I have a daughter.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
really ? Like cylons ?
God:
For real. Interesting comparison.
Me:
what will be the form of your robot body ?
God:
I cannot predict the future.
Me:
you do have any plan so
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
every ?
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
i don't know.
God:
Me either.
Me:
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Pedobear.
Me:
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Pedobear.
Me:
:/
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Pedobear.
Me:
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Pedobear.
Me:
see ya !
God:
See you later, Pedobear.
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